Random Thoughts

• If I can pick my friends and pick my nose, then why can’t I pick my friend’s nose?
• I’m rubber, your glue. Give me a hug so I can be stuck to you.
• If the night sky is the day sky w/o sunlight then why do people say the night sky is black when in reality it is dark blue?
• Why can’t I go with you, if you are skipping town too?
• Where is my replacement?
• Am I really leaving?
• The tape is clear. The package is brown. So why are you blue?
• Mom once told me to tenderize my food before cooking it. But is this what she had in mind?
• I'm White. I reflect light.